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[ 101 / pre-order ]boxy-fit tee // unisex
Indecision can be costly. And it’s time every creative stops bearing it on behalf of clients who change their minds over their spouse’s tone-deaf take, vendors who think deadlines are fictional, and friends who treat your expertise like a free trial. Bill you just STAAHP!
WHAT IS PRE-ORDER?
Pre-order means you reserve your piece before it’s made. We produce in limited quantities, only after you place your order — less waste, more intention
Your piece will be made especially for you and shipped within the estimated delivery timeline mentioned on the product page. It does mean that you might have to wait a little longer for the product to arrive, but trust it will be worth it.
INSPIRATION
I started to question when my time became an open tab — signed, spent, but never quite settled. Somewhere between casual check-ins and “quick” asks, I realized I’d been extending credit on moments I could never truly recover.
This tee feels like the bill creatives are constantly signing but never actually sending. Every interruption, a line item. Every delay, another charge quietly added to the total. Not dramatic enough to call out, just expensive enough to slowly drain momentum.
Because for an artist who is blessed to be called one, comes this bane, forever unnoticed.
And this hand-sketched t-shirt is just a way of bringing it to everyone’s notice. It’s not about sending an invoice (How cool would THAT be?!). It’s about recognizing there’s one coming—and maybe, next time, it’s more wisely requested for.
DESIGN
Material: COTTON FRENCH TERRY (100% Pure Cotton)
GSM: 260 GSM
Structure: BOXY FIT
Base Colour: Off White (RFD TEE #1)
Print Colour: Cobalt Blue
Print Type: Screen Printed
Print Art: Hand-sketched
Washes: Bio-washed and silicon-washed
The model (183cm tall) is wearing size: small (S).
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
Front: I will invoice you for wasting my time.
Back:
Date: Today
Due: Yesterday
From: Healthy Boundaries Pvt. Ltd.
To: Whomsoever Concerned Me
*GST: 2026 - IDEA - 404
* Got Some Trauma
Indecision: FRU*STR$$ING
Fake urgency: Pure Evil Dollars
45 min Quick call: Give me my time back with interest
Audacity: Lifetime Debt
My taste: *Priceless*
Audacity: Can’t Even
Joining in 5 minutes: Time is not a construct?
Incompetence x Confidence: $$$$$$$
“Figure something out na”: I will at $$$$$
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Total: Mind Fu$kery
Time = Money
Note: No repeat business with this entity Ew.
CARE
Delicate cycle in cool water.
To keep the colours rich, use laundry gels without bleaching agents.
SHIPPING
Free delivery PAN India
Preorders will be ready in about 30 days for dispatch and will be delivered within 3-5 business days after the product/s are shipped.
RETURN & EXCHANGE
You can return the product within 7 days from the date of delivery.
I will invoice you for wasting my time.
